I met a weird guy
Named Sagnahet-So 2,
On one of the distant planets
I’ve traveled to.

He seemed so funny to me,
Dying his dog blue;
Singing strange song while in bed
With his wife Sumpaï-Doo.

I meet interesting people
Anywhere that I go
From the numerous moons of Jupiter
To the prairies of Idaho.

In an eerie dimension
Five thousands years ago
I met a preaching Cyclops
And his son Tamaho;

They offered me a beverage
I just couldn’t say no,
It tasted like sweetened vomit
But I said, I like it so.

They’re all so very special
And I think you should know;
From America to Zimbabwe,
From down here on earth to far away.

Everyone looks the same to me,
Even you brother, Join the family.