Let me introduce you to myself:
A nightly superhero,
A urban troubadour,
A reckless rock ’n roll renegade,
A mystery death doctor from outer space.
I’m a delirious demigod,
An alien alchemist,
I wear real strange adornment,
I’m true, I’m proud, I never end.

I dwell in a flying laboratory
High above the clouds.
I do wrong, I do right,
Loving everyone in sight.

I plot against the system,
I manufacture the weird,
Energized by bizarre mystic brews.

While you people live your lives
In simple shades of grey,
I promote multi-colorism
And I think its fine that way.

I wear a pretty pink tie,
And I think its swell;
I plead for polarity,
Watch me right this hell.

I’ll best you in every category,
Befriend your old grandma;
I’ll drive a car around
And crush your dog with it.

I’m your worst nightmare,
I think you’re bleeding dull.
I’m a groovy faery tale,
A psychotropic rush.

Spirits are my buddies,
I’m a cultural pioneer:
The anti political trooper,
Just watch me kick them out of here.

I’m just like Genghis Khan,
Jesus, Hitler, Buddha;
I’ll suck unto your nipple
And then ill clench your teeth.

I’m just a gentle genocide,
Evolutions new trick;
Just watch me dance my way around,
I know you’ll get your kicks.

I’m a funky freedom fighter
And I’m so cool:
Preacher, crook or space cadet,
Just a pathetic fool.